I dont know what to believe

In 1916 a group an angry nobles are said to have murdered Grigori Rasputin, the Russian mystic and heavy influencer of The last Tsar of Russia. They are said to have ahem.. separated Rasputin's penis from his body. The penis in a jar of formaldehyde has since had a place in the Russian Museum of Erotica or has it? Reports in 1994 suggested that the 'penis' was infact a sea cucumber after scientific analysis.

It certainly looks like a penis, I guess we will never know...

drinking coffee theory

instead of asking that boy if you are dating. ask yourself about your coffee drinking experiences with aforementioned boy.

are we drinking coffee?

how many times have we drank said coffee?

how often are we drinking coffee?

do they want to drink coffee in the future?

how many extras with his coffee purchase?

are we drinking real coffee or shitty american drip coffee?

please do not manipulate this theory with sexual inuendo you sexed up love fools. (LOVE YOU)